I like to shy away from being the hack that makes the joke about a person right after they die.  Notice that there was no joke about Boner on Friday's show.  It has become the new way to show how edgy and clever you are.  That being said, this article will be in poor taste.

When is the last time you heard anything about Sea World?  I always saw it as a zoo with extra cruelty.  Believe it or not, the news isn't regularly showing the wonder of a woman riding a killer whale.  It is the same as going 80 mph in a car.  People used to think that if you went 35mph your skin would peel off.  Now I text and jerk off while driving between 80 and 85mph.  When a guy first saw a killer whale he thought about riding it, through perseverance, shitloads of nets, sedatives and a swift electric shock he was able to do it.  The world was turned upside down by it at the beginning.  Someone needed to capitalize and Sea World was there.  They have been around forever (I used forever because I don't feel like researching) and people aren't talking about riding killer whales anymore.

So if you are a CEO of a fucking half midway/half zoo what are you supposed to do when attendance dips?  What any carny would do asshole, you manufacture danger.  Jim Sea World III was sitting in his office with a cigar trying to figure out what is keeping the rubes from coming.  I picture him thinking aloud in an office "We have to get people to be scared of the fucking fish again, we can't just let it out to eat a customer, but, what if it ate a trainer?" one thing leads to another and you have this whole debacle.

Now, the whole world is talking about Sea World, Orcas, and the hippies that swim with killer whales.  I'll bet attendance is through the roof.  I say congratulations Sea World, for getting people to be afraid of Shamu again!