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Thursday
Feb182010

Invite some excitement into your life

We cant abolish things that exist, its something that must be understood by the public at large. Its like those assholes who "don't believe" in guns, its the same asshole who can see the merit in making you put a brown paper bag over your 22 if you are to enjoy your spirits in the street.

Angeldust, pcp, crystal meth, ice, crack and all the other amphetamines are real, if made widely available we could all be a car ride away from intensisty, on demand intensity.

Ever feel like your sales are slumping at work and clients wont take you seriously? Key bump some ice and watch the way you gain the confidence to grab that client by the throat and using only your mind (at this point it will look like your brain is bursting out of your head) convince them to use "Z-guard! the better gutter guard".

I think the most useful idea that came out of this discussion was the pcp olympics, because I'm in. Im not interested in being a junkie, I dont want to sell all my possessions, and I cant plainly romanticize the life of an angeldust addict.

But If you posed the question

"would you like to take some pcp and throw some javelin?"

You could definitely pick up at least one single guy from every country (I got dibs on USA) and after that white crystalline silk is flowing through their veins you can bet its going to be a showdown. 

Crack Punch

Wednesday
Feb172010

Its Spelled C-R-U-Z!

So your a high level figure in the public eye but your hollow black insides demand that you fill them full of dirty mistress sex. Whats the best  name to use for check in at the 5 star hotel where your concubine will be awaiting you?

THE Tom Cruz

Tuesday
Feb162010

The Enforcer

On Murder Rebel Radio 27 were discussing the type of fellow who will politely tell you to shut the fuck up and stare you down like you have the devil inside of you... Over the pride of his favorite local weather girl.

These are the guys who will punch you in the liver for ditching in line at any conceivable place a line could be formed. But they also make sure we don't try to get away with "the little shit" like mumbling asshole under your breath and thinking you can charm your way out of a socket wrench to the thigh.

I understand how infuriated "the enforcer" is that the person in front of them at the gas station is texting while the attendant is talking on the phone but we don't agree with doing the three stooges 2 finger eye poke on a couple of bums who wouldn't even get the reference.

LISTEN BELOW

 

The Enforcer

Monday
Feb152010

Butterfinger Cops

We never did find out the race of these fine gentleman, but Murder Rebel Radio wouldn't exist if these fellows were anything other than black.

Pussy Cops